|Romney Giving Thumbs Up After Firing a Person|
“Fire Everyone” Mitt Romney's leading 'super PAC' group today announced a new campaign strategy. The group made arrangements with NBC and Donald Trump to make Romney a judge for the upcoming “The Apprentice” season. With this plan Romney gets to do something he really likes, to fire people.
According to NBC, Donald Trump agreed to share the center stage in firing duties with Romney without any complaints. “Because of the busy campaign season we are going to change the format a bit. Instead of Mitt coming to Trump Tower all the time to fire contestant, we made arrangements to Mitt in the campaign trail to do the firings,” added The Apprentice creator Mark Burnett.
“By meeting Mitt at various campaign spots, we can make Mitt's life a bit more comfortable. We want to do everything to keep Mitt happy,” Burnett said to justify his decision to change format.
Romney with prior experience in firing people expects his role in The Apprentice to be a piece of cake. He thanked the NBC, Donald Trump and contestants for agreeing to change the format to suit his needs.
NBC meanwhile denied charges they are promoting Republican policies because of SOPA. Romney campaign also denied charges they support SOPA privately.
Mark Burnett said “There is nothing political here. Just ratings.”
“My nephew Obama is very fond of hiring new staff all the time. He today hired his third Chief-of-Staff. Why is he not in the show?” asked Obama's Kenyan step-aunt, showing-off her broad knowledge of American politics.
Democrats too criticized the NBC decision, Harry Reid claims this is a shameless advertisement to Romney and a kick in the gut to unemployed middle-class of this country.
Romney however promised to buy the show if it fails to bring good ratings. He then plans to make a special “The Mormon Apprentice” series, and then plans to sell it for a good profit. His son explained they need a lot more money than originally budgeted to build the new house.
Merduchs News attempts to find Mitt Romney for comments were unsuccessful. His wife however, threatened to get the reporter fired if he doesn’t leave their premises right away.